Let’s face it, Hitting the Men is a lucrative business, so it’s only fair that Agent 47 (aka Steven Hitmen, aka Baby Kruger, aka SHHHNEAKY SHHANTA) give back.
Here’s how it works: with the rise of the moon comes an elusive target, and we don our patent leather gloves and equip our cans of expired pasta sauce. Elusive Targets, who vanish into the ether on mission failure, are as high stakes as Hitman challenges come, so naturally we must be on our best behavior. To incentivize our skillful play, a penalty of $5 donated to the charity du jour will be assessed for any incidence of behavior unbecoming a professional—sometimes referred to as a “flub”—which includes, but is not limited to:- witness to murder and/or assault- unconscious witness resulting from an attack- caught trespassing- disguise compromised- body found- active combat/full alarm- player death
The world is a dangerous place, Agents, let’s give to those who need it most.
(and thanks to @EdmundJuniper for the art!)